Stormreach in Haiku

haiku

Like waves, time passes / Undeterred by boat or shore / Oh, and other stuff

O hire, where art thou?

No doubt, stuck within a trap

Forever a stone


Raids, raids, go away

Come back another day, or

Two hours six minutes


The epitome

Rage incarnate, demonic

All eyes turn to Coyle


Those famous last words

“Ease off on your DPS,”

Aggro pull, soulstone


The circle of life

Completed, now it’s time to

Head back to Korthos


Saved all the spiders

And my reward is merely

Crafting Broccoli


The Restless Isles

Where octopus is cheaper

Than pan-seared tuna


Twenty healing kits

What did I do to deserve

Loot this horrible?


Astronomical

I just wanted to use that

Word in a haiku


If giants don’t wear

Deodorant, then the Tor

Has some major funk


A side effect of

Mithril armors, undisclosed

Almost no chafing


City of Stormreach

Population of thousands

And zero fruit stands


This is the last one

But I cannot promise you

The last forever

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