So, once again, it’s been a while since I’ve posted anything here. Should come as a big surprise to anybody who’s followed the blog during it’s run – Yay, regularity!
What sparked this completely random post, you might ask? Well, I received a rather subtle message from @DDOCentral over the weekend, which said, “For crying out loud, write a new post, you lazy sodding bastard!” I’m paraphrasing. A lot. It actually just said “Write a new blog post for Full Moon Fury.” Plain and simple. Isn’t cognitive interpretation grand?
And that leads us to the here and now, with an awkward pause in the narrative while I figure out how to segue from “haven’t written anything new for over a year” to “current events in DDO and D&D life” without tripping over 525,600 minutes worth of Rent references.
First and foremost, a little teaser for a project I’ve been working on recently. For those of you who don’t follow along with the pen & paper side of Dungeons & Dragons, Wizards of the Coast has a forum/store/thing called the DM’s Guild which allows content creators to officially publish content with limited access to licensed names and places. I’ve been working on a slightly.. warped.. supplement with the intent of publishing it on the DM’s Guild when it’s done and making hardcover copies available through its sister site, DriveThruRPG. Granted, that’s still a ways off – the manuscript is approximately 85% complete, but layout and lack of art is always nagging the back of my brain – so that’s what’s been taking up quite a bit of my writing time recently.
Yeah, yeah, that doesn’t account for the year beforehand, but, hush, you. I had, uh, laundry to do. And stuff.
And now, an even more awkward transition (but lacking self-promoting teaser plug) to recent happenings in DDO.
The Worst Sorc Ever?
Folks who have been following the blog for a while know of my – how shall I put this? – gentle dislike of playing arcane characters. Note I’m not saying arcane characters are bad, I run with some seriously amazing ones regularly, but they just don’t seem to click in my brain. That had been bothering me for a while, and I had a Bladeforged paladin just hanging around collecting dust, so I sent him through an Iconic Reincarnation.
M. Night Shame-A-Lot Twist! I actually prepared this one. See, I told you it was shocking. Even to the point I completed twenty raids to get some gear before starting a new career. What a novel concept, eh?
Alas, I digress. The base concept I had in my brain was simple: Do what you do best, just with a sorcerer icon. Which of course meant heavy armor and giant weapons. Granted, these tend to be frowned upon by sorcerers, but, to heck with the meta, says I. Slap that heavy armor on! Take up a greatsword! And take Power Attack, while you’re at it!
Wait, did he just say Power Attack? Yes, yes I did. And Cleave. And Great Cleave, too!
But wait! There’s More!™
As a Bladeforged, I gave him Adamantine Body, which is the toaster equivalent of Heavy Armor. Slap a slew of points in the Eldritch Knight and Racial trees to reduce the Arcane Spell Failure to zero. Now, I’m well aware my DCs will be poo – especially since I left in three Paladin levels to gain access to the Sacred Defender stance – so my spell selection reflects this, only taking spells which have no saving throw amidst a few buff and utility spells (such as Knock and Jump).
Once he got to Epics, the result was a complete sparkle-fest. Bladeforged with Displacement, an Epic Cloak of Ice for blue-flames, Energy Sheath for an electrical aura, permanent Tenser’s on for holographic armor and tentacles, Bladeforged spikes sticking out everywhere, and a purple-and-pink greatsword which looks more like a Unicorn Frappuccino of Nightmares than a threatening weapon. Knock him below 50% HP and he gets a short-term Eldritch globe which makes him look like an overgrown tie-dyed ping-pong ball. All while standing in ice storms and cloudkills and acid rains and flinging procs on his sword.
And the best part – I actually enjoyed it. Granted, he’s arguably the worst sorc ever, definitely a contender for the least-sorc-iest sorc, if nothing else. He does, at least, have a metamagic feat (Quicken) and, um, yeah, that’s about it. Everything else looks more like a melee build with a flaming hand for its icon.
Is this particular build optimized in any way, shape, or form? No, not at all. In fact, about the only thing he’s really good at is self-heals. Repairs. Whatever. And sparkling. He’s really, really good at sparkling.
But the important part, at least for me, is I had fun playing an arcane. A class I normally cringe at the concept of going through a life of. So much so that he’s now currently on his second playthrough of the build, where we’ve cranked the difficulty up a notch. Turns out he’s still really good at self-heals even in Reaper mode, although that only helps so much when you forget you’re still a sorcerer, dive eyehole deep into the pit, and get rended limb from limb by half a dozen champs and a Plague Reaper who decided that self-healing really wasn’t that good of an idea. But that’s probably the fault of the person sitting behind the keyboard. Probably.
More stuff to come. Probably.