The other night, I had a silly idea, continuing in the tangent of writing from the point of view of Uldwena the Barbarianess. In this edition, we’re going to take a look at a few selections from a surprising source – her haiku diary. Some alterations were made to fix her spelling and grammatical errors, where possible.. after all, she is a barbarian.
Hack hack hack hack hack
Corpses corpses corpses blood
Tee-hee, they fell down
Why is everyone
Always so worried about
Those wussy li’l traps?
Sharpening my axe
Just another day where I’m
Sharpening my axe
Say it’s PMS
Again and I’ll peel your face
Off and eat the thing
Yes, I can be a
Delicate little flower…
…that slaughters people.
Why use discretion?
Axe to face is efficient.
So overrated!
Stop for provisions
Nearly out of food and drink
Plus, noobs taste funny.
Scrolls wands, runes shield sword
Spells and all that magic stuff
Pfft, I just need AXE
Overrated rogues!
Spotting, searching, disarming.
Find traps with your face!
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